Sunday, January 21, 2007

Star Jackpot

Well our theater may not be the best in terms of heating or proximity to eating establishments, but I must say it has been a great place for celebrity sightings/interactions. Last night John "Tall & Dreamy" Cusack graced us with his presence. Joanna physically ran into him (by accident, no really), and I got to direct him to the bathroom. The plus side is that he was very nice; the downside is that I think he had highlights and he popped his trenchcoat collar.

Last night we also experienced the phenomenon that is Sean "P. Diddy" Combs and his entourage. He was tall, he was wearing all white, he was surprisingly polite and put up with our creepy coworker who asked to see pictures of his children. He did not, according to co-worker "I'm From Canada, Eh" Oliver, wash his hands after using the restroom. Also, co-worker, "Mountain Man" Andrew, had fun messing the the Diddy entourage:

M.M. Andrew: I'm sorry, guys, but you can't save all of these seats.
Posse: Um, it's all right, we're with Sean Combs.
M.M.A.: Who?
Posse: You know, Puff Daddy.
M.M.A.: Uh, who? I don't care who you're with, you need to move your coats.

Also included in our list from last night:
JustinTheroux
Alessandro Nivola
Parker Posey
Harvey Weinstein (newly thinned down)
Lili Taylor (no ticket, but very cute!)
Ben Savage (a.k.a The Boy who Met World)
Drea de Mateo
Philip Seymour Hoffman (looking especially homeless)
Hot Dean (from Gilmore Girls)
Not-So-Hot Dean (from Veronica Mars)
Dave Matthews AGAIN (this time he stuffed Joanna's ballot box)
Sam "Snaggletooth" Rockwell

P.S. If a movie called "The Night Buffalo" is ever released (and I doubt it will be), be warned that it involves a naked girl peeing on Diego Luna. Sometimes being hot and Mexican is just not enough to save a movie.

P.P.S. As we were on shift last night we weren't able to snap photos of our stars but today we plan to spend a good chunk of time on Main St. where the flash bulbs will be popping. Expect blurry, unrecognizable photos soon.

3 Comments:

Blogger Jeff said...

They made a movie out of "The Night Buffalo?" I'm a huge Kevin Grisham fan!

12:41 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

"stuffed Joanna's ballot box"

Sounds like you guys are having a fun time there!

10:15 PM  
Blogger ash said...

I adore John Cusack, and I love that "Mountain Man" Andrew screwed with "Diddy's" crew :) Have I mentioned that I'm sooooo gonna have to join y'all next year!!!

9:31 AM  

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