Tales from the Shuttle

Have you ever taken a bus or shuttle in Park City? No? OK, we advise you avoid it if at all possible.

Scary Story #1: You guys know the microphone that drivers are meant to use to call out your next stop? Our insane ukrainian driver decided the microphone meant he must provide us with constant "hilarious" commentary on his scary, life-threatening driving. Some highlights from his routine included:

"Oh I almost speared that guy with the ski rack" and
"Who ran that red light? It was never me! No way!" and, our favorite
"Yeah, we don't really have brakes on these things."

Scary Story #2: On our way home from work the other night (1 am counts as night, right?) we met the FREAKIEST (to our knowledge) driver. We thought we were lucky to get an empty shuttle, now we realize everyone else was too smart to ride with him. After "regaling" us with tales of mountain-top, midnight, snow-related death, the driver turned off the interior lighting, chuckling, and said "Now you're alone in the dark with a dirty old man." AHHHHHHH! We got off at the next stop (which was ours anyway, so never mind).

p.s. In the next post, Music, Mexicans and Movie Reviews!